2021 MLB Regular Season thread

oooooooo, he's going to be thrown at next AB

 

What an asshole.

 

Brewers announce they will open 2021 season at 25% capacity of fans

Tailgating temporarily prohibited, which is sure to infuriate more Brewers fans than the capacity limit.

 

If I'm the on-deck batter, I'm yelling at him to "get around the fucking bases."
On-deck gets one inside, then Captain Flipsticks wears one the next time up. Right in the hip.

 

Sadly, his flip is the norm rather than the exception. No one gets retaliated against in high school, otherwise he wouldn't be grandstanding to begin with. Put it on his parents.

 

Oh for fuck's sake. You two sound like you are 100 years old. And zero perspective on life.

 

He hit the fucking shit out of that.

And the sound of it ...

 

The Tigers already have a Packard in the minors. Getting Ford should be Job No. 1.

 

You magnificent son of a bitch.
I bow in your general direction.

 

They might fill out the garage pen with a Yugo.

Yugo Bandoh
Position: Pitcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
5-11, 171lb (180cm, 77kg)
Born: December 27, 1995 (Age: 25-068d)
Full Name: Yugo Bando

Yugo Bandoh Japanese Leagues Statistics & History | Baseball-Reference.com

 

How is Sandy Alderson still employed?