Hello, I’m a person in a film

ENHANCE

 

Hello, I’m the single woman who went away to the big city, and now I’m stuck in this little town, where I’m going to meet this nice guy who is a little complex, who also has a dog, and fall in love with him right at Christmas time. I am in a Hallmark movie.

 

Hello, I’ma person having a phone conversation in a film. When my point is made, I hang up without saying

 

Well played, and that one always bugs me when I see it.

 

Hello, I'm an expensive cell phone in a film. When people can't get a signal to use me, they just throw me away.

To me, it's not even the cost, it's the time its my utter hatred of going and getting a new phone - give me the DMV any day. You walk in - say, yes I want that phone. 90 minutes later (on a good day) you can walk out. If a company could figure out a way to sell phones with all of your old phone's data/numbers/contacts are pre-loaded when it arrives at your house and all you have to do is turn it on and your new phone is "good" and your old phone is dead - they would corner the market.

 

Hello, I am a newspaper copy editor in the movies. Please hand that stack of stories to my assistant and then step into my office.

 

I am a person in the movie and I am fighting another person in the movie. We exchange heavy blows, that would cause actual serious damage, and possibly get flung off a balcony or down steps. And yet we stand up. We do not have brain damage and we do not have internal injuries.

 

I'm a criminal in a movie, being chased by the police. I run upstairs, where escape routes are fewer. I get to the roof where I will undoubtedly be trapped. I shoot at the cops but miss, then throw my gun at the cops. That even happened in Superman. The bad guy has 6 bullets bounce off Superman's chest, so he throws his gun at him. That was sure to bring him down.

 

I am also exceptionally fit and can easily climb any fence, leap from rooftop to rooftop or jump three stories to the ground and keep going without getting winded or slowing down.

 

And somehow manage to be fighting at the exact time someone scheduled a pane of glass to be installed and was carrying it from the truck across the street.

 

I am a computer expert in a movie/TV show and by quickly typing on my keyboard, I can successfully hack into any network or machine to find anything that happens to be useful to the story.