2020-21 College Basketball thread

The part of the Buick owner’s split personality being snotty about the music and whining about the WiFi password needs to get in therapy.

 

They look Bill Walton Voice horrible.

They look like a bunch of guys learning the game in gym class. Even if the shots aren’t falling, they’re out of rhythm and forcing it.

This is also why Leonard Hamilton is so beloved... by his fellow coaches.

Hamilton is 72 but looks 55. The benefit of making millions at a school that doesn’t really care about his program. 33 years as a D1 head coach. All at Power 5 schools. Three Sweet 16s. One Elite 8. No Final Four. Two conference titles in 33 years. That makes him Norm Stewart without the conference titles.

Now Wolfson is yelling her smoker’s voice at Juwan Howard. I love Juwan Howard.

 

Yeah. Her man at the end of the ad is totally boning someone else on the side. She knows it but she doesn’t want to know. Hence the personalities.

 

Me watching yesterday’s games: Sheeeut, Bama could hang with any of these teams. Maybe we really could win it all.

Me watching Gonzaga and Michigan: Well it’s been a good ride. Hope some of these freshmen receivers step up in spring practice.

 

He talked about this yesterday as the final note of his broadcast, after reading a great tweet from Bill Walton. Pretty strange.

Oregon State play-by-play announcer Mike Parker attacked in downtown Indianapolis; left ‘a little sore’ but goes to work

 

Now that's just not nice!

 

Are any of these Michigan kids ever going to score more than 2.0 ppg in the NBA? Wagner, maybe? Probably?

This is just a really good team of really good college players. And they play really smart basketball.

 

Paul Rudd never disappoints.

 

I will say there is some chippiness in the Dickinson and Wagner game.

 

Fuck a duck.

 

They weren't bruisers. They resorted to the giveaway program that cost them in the ACC tournament championship game against Georgia Tech.

Couldn't hit a 3-pointer until the second half after Michigan forged a sizable lead. Didn't look good offensively. Michigan was surgical offensively, which is really tough against Florida State's commitment to defense, overall depth and stupendous length.

Michigan might be the one team that has a prayer against Gonzaga. Because Creighton isn't a bad team, but had the misfortune of being on the same floor against a basketball buzzsaw. Not a prayer against Gonzaga.

 

So ... Florida State loses a game, and you go out of your way to torch Leonard Hamilton.

Someone on this board did the same against Tony Bennett. Like you, it was dead wrong, you're completely FOS and I assure you that 300 coaches in Division I would take Hamilton's record, accomplishments, relationships and way he treats others.

Unlike your treatment, which is childish.