2020-21 College Basketball thread

Nate Oats is the Les Miles of college basketball

 

ALEX MOTHERFUCKING REESE FROM PELHAM FUCKING ALABAMA SAYS FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE TORNADO THAT WENT THROUGH HIS TOWN THIS WEEK AND FUCK NEEDING TO HIT FOUL AHOTA AND FUCK THE BALDHEADED GUY ON THE OTHER BENCH WHO LOOKS LIKE THE FUCKING SICILIAN FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING OVERTIME

 

They’re also called foul shots. When you miss them, your shooting is foul.

 

How does TBS not reference "I'll make it."

 

I think the reason not to defend the in-bounds passer is that the strategy gives you 5-on-4 advantage on the floor and -- theoretically -- a better chance to commit the pre-emptive foul.
But when somebody left Alabama's No. 3, the Bruins were suddenly out of position and unable to be within reach of the initial ball-handler or the eventual shooter (No. 3).

 

You forgot to mention the father of the bald guy on the other bench.

 

I’m really glad USAA was able to fix Cronin’s home after that hail storm.

 

Aren't you focusing on spring practice?

 

The next good shot Alabama takes will be their first.

 

I have spent 31 years reliving the slowdown game where we lost to Loyola Marymount in the Sweet 16 and I’m going to spend the next 31 remembering tonight’s putrid foul shooting.

 

Aren’t you making weepy Leave Britney Alone videos for every ACC coach besides Roy Williams?