Tiger Woods injured

So we can expect it to leak within days, if not hours, right?

 

L.A. and California might be different than Rhode Island, where I was a court and cops reporter, but there was no exception for celebrities when it came to accident reports. Any Joe Shmore with $5 for the copying costs could get the paperwork for the DUI of the Congressional candidate, or read about the creepo arrested at Taylor Swift's vacation home.

This thing stinks more as more gets reported about it. How do you not collect and test the blood of a guy with the well-known issues of Tiger Woods? Yeah, he mostly fucked himself up in this accident, but it's not hard to imagine situations where his accident is a situation more akin to what Andy Reid's son is facing right now.

 

His phone's browser history prior to the crash must be lit

 

Next time we see Tiger swinging a club for anything other than funsies will most likely be on the Champions Tour in 2026, after he turns 50. They ride carts.

 

I bet Tiger never plays on the old farts’ tour. He doesn’t need the money and doesn’t want that to be the lasting image of him. Let his legacy be what he did on the big boys’ tour.

My two cents.

 

My prediction is Tiger plays golf the way Lance Armstrong rides a bike these days...around the neighborhood, for shits and grins.

 

with superhuman levels of steroid metabolites in his tissues

 

Not to mention the tax payer funded resources that were used to rescue him and apparently cover up a crime.

 

Jim Thorpe on why Greg Norman didn’t play the Champions Tour:



"I'll tell wou why Greg Norman doesn't play the Champions Tour. Greg
Norman doesn't want to get beat by Dana Quigley and Allen Doyle, and
he doesn't need to to beat Dana Quigley and Allen Doyle to keep flying
his helicopter."

 

Did the cops mention the hundred dollar bills scattered across the back seat?

 

If it’s nothing illegal, why do you deserve to know?