2021 MLB Regular Season thread

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Rays gonna Ray. Pulling Glasnow from a one-hitter.

 

Cardinals spanking the Reds 11-4 in the fifth. Scored six in the first inning.

 

Can’t tell if this is normal Marlins Park crowd or socially distanced Marlins Park crowd.

 

Didn’t realize until it was just mentioned on MLBTV that Ryan Braun hasn’t signed anywhere.

 

Are we saying Braun doesn’t have a pot, or plastic cup, to piss in?

 

I'll give them something of a pass here. Even at an economical 76 pitches, he's still on pace for 114, and it's still April 1. Nobody has thrown that many pitches in his team's season-opener since 2011.

 

Gonna be a long season in Cleveland:

 

WATCH: Dodgers' Opening Day baserunning error turns two-run Cody Bellinger homer into one-run single

It looks like it was Justin Turner who screwed up. He thought the ball was caught, so he tried to tag up, but put his head down and blew right past Bellinger.

 

Eh. They’ll be infuriating to watch hit, but they’ll be perfectly cromulent. Like 82-83 wins.

 

Looking at the Indians' roster I saw that Oliver Perez is STILL playing; who do you find interesting that they still are "hanging around"?

 

1 Selected Birthdate ==> 1978-01-01 43-091d
2 Albert Pujols 1980-01-16 41-076d 2001 2020 100.0
3 Rich Hill 1980-03-11 41-022d 2005 2020 -0.8 15.1
4 Nelson Cruz 1980-07-01 40-275d 2005 2020 40.0
5 Oliver Perez 1981-08-15 39-230d 2002 2020 0.5 10.7
6 Adam Wainwright 1981-08-30 39-215d 2005 2020 4.1 36.7
7 Shin-Soo Choo 1982-07-13 38-263d 2005 2020 34.5
8 Yadier Molina 1982-07-13 38-263d 2004 2020 40.4
9 J.A. Happ 1982-10-19 38-165d 2007 2020 -0.3 23.3
10 Darren O'Day 1982-10-22 38-162d 2008 2020 0.0 17.2
11 Robinson Cano 1982-10-22 38-162d 2005 2020 69.5
12 Ervin Santana 1982-12-12 38-111d 2005 2019 -0.1 26.6
13 Edwin Encarnacion 1983-01-07 38-085d 2005 2020 35.4
14 Justin Verlander 1983-02-20 38-041d 2005 2020 -0.5 72.3
15 Sergio Romo 1983-03-04 38-029d 2008 2020 -0.1 10.4
16 Jeff Mathis 1983-03-31 38-002d 2005 2020 0.5 -0.2
17 Miguel Cabrera 1983-04-18 37-349d 2003 2020 69.3
18 Edinson Volquez 1983-07-03 37-273d 2005 2020 -1.1 7.0
19 Rene Rivera 1983-07-31 37-245d 2004 2020 2.5
20 Drew Butera 1983-08-09 37-236d 2010 2020 -3.6 0.0
21 Jesse Chavez 1983-08-21 37-224d 2008 2020 -0.1 3.4
22 Brett Gardner 1983-08-24 37-221d 2008 2020 43.2
23 Jerry Blevins 1983-09-06 37-208d 2007 2019 0.0 6.3
24 Joey Votto 1983-09-10 37-204d 2007 2020 60.9
25 Kurt Suzuki 1983-10-04 37-180d 2007 2020 20.4