Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

My friend, they all say that!

 

Ok, that was funny.

 

Mobley is among the leery, however. Her fiancé has gotten a shot, she’s helped others find vaccination appointments, and she knows people who had to go on ventilators after contracting COVID-19, but Mobley is waiting. She wants to see whether others suffer long-term side effects from vaccines, which officials say are extremely unlikely.

“I’m just going to wait and make sure you
don’t grow a third eyeball or something,” she said.

ROLL TIDE.

 

“They claim 500,000 people have died from COVID-19,” Nugent said. “Bullshit. I believe that medical examiners in all 50 states have gone ‘I put down on the death certificate that he died of asphyxiation, but they made me put COVID.’ ‘Well, this guy was stabbed to death, but they made me put down COVID.’ ‘This guy was run over by a tandem gravel truck doing a four-wheel drift and the crows be pecking at your flesh, but they made me put down COVID-19.' ”

ROLL TED.

 

That’s an oddly specific death scene. Almost like he’s witnessed it.

 

These vaccines are made by the smartest people in the world and some yokel from Alabama thinks they know more about it. There's nothing to do but laugh.

 

I have no love lost for the Free State of Winston but that felt like a cheap shot including that hyperbole as the kicker.

 

Recall coming from the same person who said she didn't care if Tr*mp grew a third dick.

 

Wait. He already has two? That was NOT in all the papers.

 

That would be a very valuable bonus, but I don't believe it for a minute.

He'd be bragging and offering to show off the bonus baby (maker).