I was gonna write my column, but then I got high: The Cannabis Thread

Today's nickel bag will last you a week (or 10 days for YOU). You'll be done after 1 hit, maybe 2.

There's no more bad pot. All pot is lethal.

 

When they first opened in Mass they had very long lies outside and even port-o-potties!! North Hampton.

 

Am I just the only hopeless square with no desire to try the stuff?

 

You're not missing anything special.

I don't smoke anymore because this is a real thing that got old:

 

If I were ever going to do it I would do the edibles. But it just doesn’t interest me. Not even particularly mad at those who do partake, although I hope the full-on cannabis shops are classier than CBD oil joints we have down here, which overtake blue collar strip malls and seem to attract the local detritus.

 

Nope.

 

The only reason I would ever smoke it is before I go to bed.

 

never have, never will.

 

Live it a little

 

Not my cuppa, either. I used to buy CBD and MJ treats (Doggie Doobies? I forget.) for my elderly dog. I figure you make it to your late teens, you're entitled to your doggie buzz. Sometimes it knocked him out. Sometimes he would be up barking at empty corners of the ceiling. The little stoner freak lived for three more years.

I tried one RX joint for pain management. That was how I figured out people just should not try to take up smoking after a certain age. It hurt. I baked the rest into a stevia brownie.