NFL offseason thread

Dominant player on the field vs. the Tennessee Titans = tallest midget. Now do the week after.

 

You would think he was going to be in the XFL by 2023 at the rate of this board. Guy was an MVP in 2019 and not an MVP in 2020 so hit the bricks pal!

 

I hear Nick Foles clearing his throat

 

He had more passing yards than Tannehill, and more rushing yards than Derrick Henry. But yeah, lets throw him out to draft the next Jordan Love.

 

Tannehill signed a 4 year contract for $113 million and $91 million in guarantees.

 

My favorite part of the draft — trying to guess which relative is most likely to rip off the player.

 

Only one? "Broke" taught us that it takes both a family and hangers-on.

 

Always watch out for the uncle in the flashy hat. He’s up to no good.

 

Get him to salute. Probably gets a finger caught in the fishhook on the brim.

 

So, I have to imagine that the return for the Packers has to be pretty massive to get Rodgers?

 

‘Mom’s boyfriend’ are the two most terrible words in the English language

 

Family pastor is always a good bet.