NFL offseason thread

USC had a homeless guy join the football team during spring practice.

Homeless man infiltrates USC football practice, fields punts.

 

He could be a captain at Arizona.

 

The 1970s Steelers would like a word ...

 

Hearing the latest Aaron Rodgers idiocy involving the Raiders (which doesn't mean the Raiders wouldn't do it) - but the Packers would be more likely to win a ring with Derek Carr than Rodgers would with the Raiders. The Raiders defense is just hoping to be not as horrible as it was last year - nobody expects them to be vastly improved. Though I'm sure Gruden enjoys anything that takes attention away from his record and his contract.

 

Some people would do good with a time machine.

I’d just go back and run Andy Reid’s offense and work my way up the coaching tree so that by the mid-1980s I could obliterate the Bears just to make sure I never again had to hear from Chicagoans who will never shut the fuck up about the ‘85 Bears.

It’s been almost 40 years. Is there a city that has clung to one team more?

 

Rodgers for Harry Kane, straight up. It’s the Ted Lasso spinoff we’ve all wanted.

 

The only one that comes to mind is Vancouver Canuck fans and 1994. At least the Bears won.

 

It was a tweet from CBS’ NFL account, but go off.

 

Has no bearing on my rant where it came from.

The best part of picking that scab is Bears fans know its true.

 

Aren’t you a Browns fan?

 

Which means nothing you say can draw blood.

It’s awesome.

 

I mean, at least Chicago has that to fall back on in lean times. I’m sorry you don’t even have that.