Running 2021 Golf Thread

Now four with eight to go

 

Brooks has bigger moobs than Phil. When did that happen?

 

I can’t remember watching a tournament with more bad shots.

It’s the course and conditions, but every shot seems to be in sand, water or rough.

 

Phil could have a five shot lead heading to 18 and I still wouldn’t be confident.

 

Phil Mickelson vs. Sensibility is like watching kaiju battle.

 

Don't dare the USGA. We'll have windmills and a clown's mouth on the course.

 

Between that and the goatee, he’s got a real Josh Brolin playing a divorced dad vibe to him.

 

Double bogey this, Phil.

I love golf shitshows more than anything in sports.

 

Then "Tin Cup" is your favorite film, and Phil Mickelson might be your favorite golfer.

 

On cue, Phil Mickelson drove the ball into the gallery.

Ah, crowd involvement again. We don't have to call them "patrons" at the PGA, do we?

 

From the looks of baseball and golf crowds this weekend, we’re about to experience a level of public drunkenness not seen since the end of prohibition.

I just see seas of 46 year olds with their hats on sideways and awkwardly dancing at every sporting event where crowds have come back.

 

van de Velde on 18 was the greatest half hour in sports history in my book.