NFL offseason thread

If people in Canton have anything for brains, he should join Jan Stenerud and Morten Andersen there soon.

 

Is it five years from your last game, or five years from officially retiring? Would he be eligible in 2024 or 2026?
Either way, gotta imagine he's in on the first ballot.

 

it is from your last appearance

 

Tennessee Titans CB Janoris Jenkins says his Rolls-Royce was stolen from airport parking lot

Anyone on here going to take their quarter-million dollar Rolls and leave it at the airport for weeks at a time?

Me neither.

 

I've been involved in many claim denials, and I am confident saying that this isn't sitting well with his underwriter. Boats that sink, restaurants that burn, and curious vehicle thefts all get the stink eye.

 

“...he parked the $250,000 vehicle in the south economy lot“

 

He probably forgot how to start it.

 

My buddy and I used to say back in the day “when we get our Porsche we’re not doing self service gas” (full service was once a thing)

 

There's a full-service gas station right around the corner from my house.

 

Don't be a dick to the attendant, or your oil dipstick will wind up in a trash bin. (old movie reference)

 

I kinda like it.

 

Move to Jersey. IIRC, there’s no self-service gas pumps in NJ