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So Madison Cawthorn put out a dumb tweet sniping at Kamala Harris. I posted in response "Oh, go punch a tree". Almost immediately I got a Twitter suspension notice "for advocating self harm or harm to others". I have appealed. Jaysus.

Someone do me a favor and go find the tweet of him punching the bark off of that tree and report it for advocating self harm. I can't right now.

 

Must not disturb the snowflakes

 

Man gets probation for threatening Sen. Stabenow , Rep. Slotkin

Uh well yes actually you will, because if you "wouldn't stand for it,"
you would send the motherfucker to prison.

Somehow I suspect sometime during that hour plus long phone call, the staffer may have indicated to MAGA Man that perhaps he ought to cool his rhetorical jets or he might have been heading into legal trouble, yet we're still going with the bullshit he was a little "confused" or maybe just "got a little carried away."

DRAG THE FUCKER TO PRISON

In Cuffs
At Gunpoint
By The Heels
With his head bouncing off the pavement every step of the way

 

They've been here for years

 

Well, I'll be damned. Twitter pulled my suspension. The whole thing from start to finish in half an hour or so.

 

You'll be very careful from now on. That's the idea.

 

Hey Moscow Mitch "look up the definition in Webster's Dictionary of 'Insurrection"", what do you see?

 

Biden ends infrastructure negotiations with Republican senators

 

Worst remix of No Surrender ever.

 

I’ve been here for years.

 

Almost forgot -- the former Duke placekicker at Alden Capital can go choke on a chicken bone.