2021 MLB Regular Season thread

That’s the first time they checked him and found nothing. And the 2nd time. third time is when they show that they are more than overfed egomaniacs

 

With a pastor, strictly missionary.

 

The umps should use better judgment than to be pawns in Girardi’ in attempt to be cute

 

I keep being reminded that when asked about foreign substances, Gaylord Perry once said, "What do you mean, foreign? Vaseline is made right here in the USA!"

 

... about the pants.

 

"SERGIO ROMO IS STARTING TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF HIS UNIFORM!" "I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU YOUNGSTERS OUT THERE TO GET THE IDEA THAT THIS THE WAY TO PLAY BASEBALL!"

 

They wouldn't ask if there was a doctor in the house. They summon every available minister to the field.

 

Steve Lyons wonders what all the fuss is about.

And for his role in this flustercluck, Manfred has vaulted below Bettman. And you think shit like this won't be recalled during talks with the union this winter?

 

Oh, fuck all the way off, Joe.

 

When you thought the Diamondbacks couldn't get worse ...