NFL offseason thread

Why are you like this?

 

He had sex with a hot teacher while still in high school.

 

This is my shocked face

 

I follow the Angels. Mike Trout, who is built like a brick shithouse, is out half a season from injuring his hammy *lightly jogging* from second to third.

But you are right. sorry for the snark.

 

Man, if you have to postpone or reschedule a game because of an unvaxxed player tests positive, you forfeit. It's a billion-dollar business, no room for f-ing around.

 

But what if it’s a team playing the Steelers?

 

We’ll have 13.47 pages about it.

 

Then most of this board will advocate for doing whatever works best for the Steelers' opponent, no matter how unsafe and/or stupid that solution might be.

 

I kinda feel bad for whomever is doing the main MNF broadcast. ManningNightFootball will probably grab bigger ratings.

Peyton, Eli to headline alternate MNF broadcast

 

I know I'll be watching that one.

 

Will Peyton lisp like that other insufferable blowhard, A-Rod?