2020, uh, 21, uh, who knows Tokyo Olympics thread

Make it win, place and show. Everyone understands that.

 

CBS used to show the disappointed bubble teams that didn't make the NCAAs just sitting there staring out into space, but I don't recall them doing that any more.

 

"Ted, how do you think the judges will score Andy Dufresne's escape in the middeweight category of Olympic Prison Escape?"

"Well Bill, Andy should score highly on the tunneling aspect. His tunnel was pretty round and the judges should be pleased by his use of Raquel Welch to cover up his hole. His timing on Sewer Pipe smashing was quite good, although it took him three attempts to break the pipe. That'll cost him some points, especially with the French Judge. His speed through the Sewage Crawl was nearly an Olympic record, but he's going to be docked three-quarters of a point for puking partway through ..."

 

Also had trouble at the finish.

 

Women criticizing other women for demanding equal pay.

Why they'll never rule the world.

 

Women’s beach volleyball is a buttaface situation.

 

What about Latvia? Tina Graudina, No. 1, the blonde, is a USC grad??

 

I stand corrected.

 

Which Summer Olympic Gold Medal would you want to tell a hot rich woman at a bar 10 years after you won it?

yacht racing.

 

Then they could be trying to spin her bronze medal about now.

(Don't get me wrong. She's amazing. That is more a commentary on the coverage.)

 

And I did not realize how cold it was in Tokyo is August.

 

Well, at least he stuck the landing