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I say it here all of the time, but the response of the GOP to losing an election is to make it harder to vote for people who are inclined to vote Democratic.

 

Patton Oswalt on trying to leave Madison/Athens/Austin:

"You mean I can't pay for sandwiches with a song??"

"No, you can't. You literally can't. Nope."

"You mean the streets aren't made from marijuana??"

"No they're not. Not at all."

"You mean you can't elect a hacky sack mayor?"

"Nope."

 

There’s no way this Trump Holyfield thing is real right? And on 9-11??

 

Donald Trump will host Holyfield vs Belfort boxing match in Florida on September 11 | Daily Mail Online

No, it's real. Belfort was originally supposed to fight De La Hoya, but COVID.

The MAGAsms will last for longer than four hours, I bet.

 

RCD and Dana Loesch

Fox News Host and Guest Agree: Vaccine Mandates Are Like 'Apartheid'

 

"That's a left, or right, to Holyfield's ear. An ear bit my good friend Mike Tyson by the way. I love Tyson Chicken. It is based in Arkansas where the next governor is gonna be Samantha Huckleberry Sanders. I love Tyson Chicken almost as much as much as I love KFC. I could go for a bucket right now. Wouldn't that be great? A bucket of deplorables. Right? Ok? Right. By the way, I loved this Belfort guy in Wolf of Wall Street. Raw deal that guy got. Raw deal."

 

Fewer abortions now means more executions in Texas later! It's the giant Circle of Life (and death)!

 

If the follow-up question wasn't, "Governor, do you know how fucking stupid you sound?" then journalistic malpractice occurred here.

 

There are only two possible outcomes for the R's in an election anymore.

1 We win!

2 It was voter fraud!

 

"Do you remember Afghanistan?"
"Trying to forget it."

 

Breaking news: The North won the Civil War.