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Your real name is Catherine?

 

Great. NOW FUCKING DO DEJOY!!!!

 

It’s like someone knows something scandalous about them.

 

On behalf of the duly elected President of the United States, I am writing to direct (not request, tee-hee) your resignation as a Member of the Board of Trustees of the U.S. Naval Academy. Respond however you see fit but your position is hereby terminated immediately.
Perhaps of special interest to you and your ilk, any and all financial and or material considerations attendant to this office are also summarily terminated and any attempt by you or anyone acting on your direction to avail yourselves of any such considerations shall result in instantaneous arrest, prosecution and imprisonment on charges of defrauding the United States.
Tomorrow during regular business hours from 9 a.m.-noon you may engage commercial moving services to remove any personal articles from our building, under the supervision of armed security of course. After 12:01 pm, any personal articles left on the premises will be disposed of as trash.
Have a nice life. Never answer the doorbell on the first ring.

Toodle-oo,

Etc etc

 

Return of the Hat (there it is)
Return of the Hat (come on)
Return of the Hat (oh my God)
You know that I'll be back (here I am)
Return of the Hat (once again)
Return of the Hat (top of the world)
Return of the Hat (watch my flow)

 

surely you can't be serious

 

You can call me Cat.

 

The Cat in the Hat!

I knew it all tied together.

 

Just like I do when picking up prescriptions. Or picking up prescriptions for family memebers and friends and have to sign their name. On the touchscreens the pharmacies use, anything close will do.

 

About time they hit the ejection seat on those assholes. Also:

Trump budget chief refuses to resign from Naval Academy board

 

Here's a shocker.

The top 1 percent are evading $163 billion a year in taxes, the Treasury finds.

 

Cool. That’ll pay for a new weapons system or two.

(That come in significantly over budget and may or may not ever work.)