Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

I expect this to be a Clay Travis segment by next week. “See? SEE?”

 

CT infections on the rise, SEC states declining. Just saying.

 

100 sick in Conn one day goes to 125. Holy shit a 25% increase! 4,000 sick in Florida, drops to 3,900. Cases on the decline!

Math is fun.

But don't worry the SEC states are still rocking it, according to a breakdown of average daily COVID-19 deaths and COVID-19 deaths per 100,000 people over the last seven days in all 50 U.S. states and Washington, D.C. The data was last updated Sept. 23.

States ranked by COVID-19 death rates: Sept. 23

Alabama, Florida, Mississippi, South Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, Arkansas and Kentucky all right up there. Death by Covid, it just matters more.

 

You’re wrong. Math is not fun.

 

If the people dying are in the Former CSA, won’t get vaxxed or wear masks, why are we concerned? Let them commit Suicide. Their body, their choice.

 

Some of the sick/dead might be vaxxed, or not able to get vaxxed because of medical reasons. The unvaxxed sick are clogging up emergency rooms and ICUs and greatly contributing to the burnout of health-care professionals.

The unvaxxed say they know what's medically best for them. OK, then when you get sick stay home and take dog dewormer, gargle bleach, die off and leave us alone.

 

It’s really due to the salad bar not being mentioned in the country rap song.

 

Andrew Wakefield must be tumescent at the prospect of his life's work coming so close to fruition.

 

Are the riblets safe?

 

I had shoulder surgery more than 10 years ago, and the anesthesiologist did a nerve block on my shoulder. Prior to that, the nurses gave me some stuff to drink ( “the giggle juice”)that tasted like a pretty good wine and had the same effect. I kept asking the nurses and the anesthesiologist for more of the giggle juice and if I could take some home.

As they were wheeling me on the stretcher to the anesthesiologist, I was waving to people because that stuff made me high. As soon as they wheeled me into the operations room, someone said good morning to me, I replied and I was out.

After the surgery, I was wiped out and they wanted to get me moved out. Finally they said I could sleep another half hour. They woke me up, and I complained that it was only a few minutes. My wife told me it was more than three hours.