President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Preferably using a red-hot cast-iron implement with jagged metal spikes

 

Winning!

 

attn: @garrow

 

I hate when that happens.

 

Crying like a snowflake
Waiting for pillow man to come
Old MAGA T-shirt, stupid bloody January
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your con grow long

I am the bag man
They are the bagmen
I am the keeper
Coup coup g'joob

Capitol City policeman fighting
Angry little fascists in a row
See how they fly like AF1 in the sky, see how they run
I'm lying, I'm lying
I'm lying, I'm lying

Dark brown hair dye
Dripping from a sweaty lawyer's eye
Romanian trophy wife, pornographic mistress
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let the founders down

I am the bag man
They are the bagmen
I am the keeper
Coup coup g'joob

Sitting in a Palm Beach garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a fake tan
From a private plane heat lamp

Crazy quack covid cures
Climbing up the Senate tower
Couch commandos singing Ted Nugent
Man, you should have seen them kicking John Quincy Adams

 

He is the fat man
They are the fat men
He is the Fatfuck

Jared's a jooo, and now Ivanky's a jooo too!

 

This is the Biden thread, not the Trump one...

 

Pretty sure the dominant figure in a major political party still belongs in a politics thread, even though I wish Trump and his ilk would be launched into the sun.

 

GOPinheads

 

Why should western leaders speak out against Australia? For taking credit for the Bloomin' Onion?

 

Australia’s COVID-19 lockdown is serious, which Gov. DeStupid finds horrifying.

 

I do find it funny that the former press secretary's book is titled "I'll Take Your Questions Now" and she never held a press briefing. Though I guess title means NOW (that I'm no longer press sec.) I'll take your questions.