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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. Mngwa

    Mngwa Well-Known Member

    Peewee petri dishes!
     
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  2. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  3. Della9250

    Della9250 Well-Known Member

  4. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    On brand.

     
  5. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    “its scholars”

    That’s satire, right?
     
  6. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    Coming soon to a MAGA rally near you:

    "Now, I know football. Right folks? Right. Used to own a team. The New Jersey Generals. Did very well. Won five Super Bowls. It's true. Look at the fake media out there, ready to write and say: "Donald Trump claims to have won.the.Super.Bowl!!!" I said it and you believe it. Like with every I say. That's the most important thing, to me. Aside from the power and the money and all that. Anyway, I'd now like to introduce a very special friend of mine, who's always said nice things about me and almost as important knows a lot about winning a Super Bowl from when he was coach of the Tampa Bay Buckeyes, my good friend--Jon Guden!"
     
  7. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    If a Governor has the power to ban private business from instituting a vaccine mandate, it must have the power to impose a mandate.
     
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  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Best line: "We're [parents in favor of mask mandates] concerned about our kids sharing the monkey bars with your little pee-wee Petri dishes."
     
  9. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    So many good parody accounts out there. But this one satirizes the right-wing tendency to whatabout better than any other.

     
  10. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Well-Known Member

    Bill Maher scared the shit out of me with his doomsday scenario

     
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  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Alma's favorite lawmaker was on Maddow last night pumping his new book:

     
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The funniest thing about this. ... Donald Trump is a walking id who will obviously lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. What he wants more than anything is flattery, even transparently comical flattery, so his supposed principles have no consistency. He'll say something and then contadict himself 30 seconds later for some mercurial reason and then spend days shouting and lying and trying to obscure his own bullshit.

    Can you imagine being the faux think tank that puts out crap with a straight face that acts like there is an ideological framework around the endless bullshit?
     
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