President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Usually, I'd agree.

But tomorrow, the chosen ones only have to drive faster than three drivers.

(Also, dump the Chase. Off-the-charts stupid.)

 

Is "been told to vote no by her donors" what the kids say instead of "bought and paid for"?

 

Ever notice the "chosen four" somehow find their way to the front at the end of the race? Like it's magic ("fixed")?

 

Lends more argument to "if you're really this passionate about the Chase," tell the ones who are not in contention to stay home.

But then NASCRAP would upset a sponsor. Heaven forbid the Frances allow that to happen ... even though they're departing anyway and not coming back.

 

I think the NYT Pitchbot has become self-aware.

 

Agreed. Politics is about as fixed as NASCAR.

 

It's astonishing that anyone still pays Maureen Dowd to write

 

Liberals are far too dismissive of dissenting opinions. So we talked to 10 Proud Boys in a Carl's Jr. parking lot and learned they are as well, but less hypocritically.

 

Played golf with a semi-retired Jewish radiologist from Long Island. When it came up that he voted for Fat Orange Hitler, I (politely) cussed him up one side and down the other. His friend was taken aback. The radiologist said, "C'mon, $450,000 for illegals separated at the border?" I reminded him Biden was trying to right some wrongs. "C'mon, Joe's senile." When I stopped laughing I asked what possible good came of the FATUS administration.

"Well, when they announced Kodak would help develop a vaccine, I got in at $7 a share, and sold at $77!"

 

I can't find the tweet (pun intended) but apparently Big Bird from Sesame Street dropped the mic on Ted Cruz. Whether it's fake or not, Ted Cruz remains a moron.

 

So you just start going full Starman on recent acquaintances? I’m amazed you’re not dead, 6-2 or not.