Things that irk you......

People who don't know how to hold a fork. I can spot them from across the room.

IT'S NOT AN ICEPICK.

 

Icepick. Bah. It's my M-F'ing trident, beeyoch!

 

When we put up the Christmas tree, I have to move my chair up maybe two feet. It tooooootally changes the dynamic of the living room.
You wouldn't think one chair being moved a mere few inches would be noticeable, but holy cow.

 

The phrase “I’ll tell you what…!” Unfortunately, Lavar Arrington seems to start every sentence that way when he’s in a broadcast booth.

 

Manufactured homes being moved on the interstate during rush hour traffic. Honestly, I saw one half of a house passing another half with each half taking up a lane and a half at 8 a.m. last Wednesday, later that commute, one house was straddling the lane divider on a two-lane section of interstate which made it impossible to pass. Seriously? Rush hour? It's not like these are deadline deliveries.

 

I was sitting on the beach fishing today. There wasn’t a person within half a mile to my right or a quarter mile to my left.
I was in heaven.
A group of kids came out of their rental and proceeded to have something between a baseball game and a conga line within 20 feet of me.
Are you freakin serious?

 

Passive-aggressive statements meant to relitigate conversations that are over.

People ask me if I'm okay and then correct my answer. I have a friend who could vomit on command. When someone says, "No. You feel bad," it would be nice to throw up all over them and mutter, "I guess you were right."

 

Rude ass co-workers

 

It is heaven. And I am jealous.
The kind of 'social distancing' worth keeping around