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The nutcracker looks like a sad clown, or constipated, or something.

 

Grrrreat!

Trump-Starved Republicans Don’t Want to Wait Until 2024, Play Him Up as Potential House Speaker

 

The coup is underway.
The story fails to speak the scary truth behind this charade. Trump as Speaker means Harris and Biden are dead in short order.

 

Oh, so people need to heed these future, "real" subpoenas? But not the current ones.

 

Let's all join in on that jolly Yuletide clsssic:

 

Trump is a criminal, so he told his supporters to not trust the FBI or any other law enforcement agency investigating him

Trump is a liar, so he told his supporters to believe that all his critics are dishonest

Trump got negative media scrutiny, so he told his supporters to distrust the "crooked bastards" in the media

Trump is a racist, so he told his supporters to attack anyone teaching about racism

Trump intentionally mangled a public health emergency, so he told his supporters to not trust doctors and scientists

Trump lost an election, so he told his supporters not to trust elections

So, now, they can only trust the insane ramblings of this uninvited wedding guest:

 

Merrick Garland snoozes.

 

Brian Kilmeade Blames ‘Left Wing’ Officials After Fox News Christmas Tree Gets Burned Down: ‘You Get Chaos’
“This is emblematic of the cities out of control, defame and defund the police, and this bail reform that has these men and women, these assailants, these suspects out before they even can finish off the paperwork,” Kilmeade said. “This is what you get if you have these left-wing DAs and officials running these major cities. You get chaos.”

Four calling birds
Three French hens
Too far left
and a partridge in a pear tree

 

As Trevor Noah tweeted — Santifa!

 

On Fox & Friends they actually said the tree was being replaced and they would build back better

 

maybe this time they ought to build it out of something besides Apollo 1 liquid oxygen impregnated Velcro.

Unless the arsonist had control of his own portable napalm cannon there's no way in fucking hell that tree can explode into flames that fast unless the structure itself was highly flammable.