Fun and interesting twitter

You laugh, but there are about 100 assholes ready to sue for false advertising if that disclaimer isn't on there.

 

Ok, look at the thing on the sign, right? It's yuge, right? So why is mine so small? Back in the old days, they were big, really big. Remember, folks? You remember, you remember. Now, when I did Europe, they had these croissants. Not big like these and they had no cinnamon. No cinnamon! The EU banned cinnamon. Can you believe it?

 

EDIT: Apparently, she’s former Rutgers hoops player Kathleen Fitzpatrick.

 

I don’t know whether to laugh manically or ugly cry. But then I picture some little kid thinking it’s the best day of his life, standing in the corner with a couple of quid only to realize the trucks aren’t stopping.