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How Ted Koppel’s trip to ‘Mayberry’ turned into one of 2021’s most striking moments of TV

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/12/29/ted-koppel-mayberry-cbs-sunday-morning/

 

How can they be so good at the world’s greatest conspiracy to steal power without leaving evidence, and yet be so awful at passing legislation.

 

The guy also thinks there's a difference between an audit and a recount.

They're the same fucking thing.

 

And then he says this.

 

Mitigators, mask up

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Mister G was on the streets, trying to consume
Some mac and cheese so I can get my fill
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the DFW
On a mission trying avoid Q
Seen a park full of weirdos waiting for JFK Jr.
Y'alls know what's up with 214

So I hooks a left on the Houston and Elm
Lots of red flags and red hats
So I rolled up the windows
Because I had Sirius Progress on

Since Proud Boys peepin' me, I'ma glide and swerve
These keepers lookin' so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than stupid tricks
I see racism and deceased Democrats in the mix
Not a mask in sight, I thought to myself

I don't want these losers to affect my health
They took the park they took the Metroplex
I looked at the cowboy said, "Damn, what's next?"
They got my car hemmed up and they all around

Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
Many people following an orange clown
Even though he always let them down
I can't believe this happenin' in my own town

If I had wings I could fly, let me contemplate
I glanced at 538 to read my homey Nate
Mister G and Joe B had to mitigate

 

Would you like a rat in your face cage? Or two?

 

Room 101 is Mile High Stadium, 01/17/1988

 

I’m surprised the committee hasn’t served him already. Wouldn’t he be a prime witness?

 

Take a number, Cohen.

 

At a guess, they're gathering as much info as they can get first, so they can ask questions that they already know the answers to. Generally the big fish get called in last.

 

That's ok. It's one more thing to raise Trump's stress level, one more thing he has to pay lawyers to handle. Maybe he'll do us all a solid and stroke out.