Reporters as fans

You ever notice nobody does this shit for, like, a new plumbing job? We’re all a bunch of miserable pricks here but your worst day in sports still beats your best day scheduling tweets for some insurance company. Live a little

 

I kinda...want to see plumber job announcements now?

 

As long as it doesn't involve any photos ...

 

Are nights and weekends required?

 

Y'know, people would probably have many more happy stories to tell about their life in sports if newspapers hadn't chewed them up and spit them out.

Just saying. You do you, bud.

 

come fix my toilet then?

 

UPS is hiring then

 

Don't need to. There's such a thing as making it out the other side.

 

Wonder if plumbers have a managing plumber counting how many pipes an underling installs in a week, then riding the plumber’s ass to post tweets and Facebook live video of the pipe being installed, then gripes that the plumber’s productivity is slipping and will be put on a “corrective action program.”

 

Of course, even if they do have that to deal with, there's no danger of plumbing becoming obsolete in their lifetime.