Running 2022 Golf Thread

I'm pretty sure that for my tastes, professional golfers are the worst humans as far as professional athletes.

I still like pro golf. I think i'd just rather not know how the sausage is made.

 

The vast, vast majority are really good guys. But the worst are the phonies like Phil. He's a two-faced hypocrite.

 

For Phil to have made those quotes, it sounds like he was under the influence of something at the time.

 

Self-love

 

His greed.

 

It started for me with Matt Kuchar. That fucking phony, with the smile and the KOOOOCH.

Meanwhile, he is paying a poor hometown caddie the bare minimum. Then doubled down on his flimsy ass excuse.
Saner heads finally got to him, but I've never forgotten that, and I can easily think he's representative of the lot of them.

 

Yeah that f**king smile…..so punchable.

 

financial duress

 

Huh. People here surprised at what dicks pro athletes can be.

 

The Coen Brothers need to make a movie about a golfer who gets in trouble with the Saudi royal family.

 

Working title: Sand Trap.

 

I'm thinking Brad Pitt as the oblivious golfer deep in gambling debt in “Burn After Reading” mode.