Ukraine Always Get What You Want

NPR's Tim Mak, up and at 'em.

 

"Give us everything we want and trust us that we won't try this again" is quite the opening bid.

 

"Sorry not sorry for killing so many of you."

 

Stating the obvious... but I don't know how someone can wake up every day and say, "it's a beautiful day to kill a couple thousand innocent civilians."

 

Only takes one, and history shows that one has a surprisingly high chance of gaining the power to do it.

 

Putin must have bet on the Jets during the Fake Spike game and gotten more confused.

At least Cleveland State isn't on Putin's list.

 

JP Morgan recommends buying distressed Russian bonds.
Soulless, bottom feeding war profiteers until the bitter end.

U.S. bank JPMorgan suggests clients buy distressed Russian bonds

 

The rich get rich'a, the poor'a gettin' poor'a.

 

Also,

 

Buy the дипс.

 

Considering Russia has already suggested it's going to default on some of its bonds, I don't think this is good advice. But then again, a great many wealthy people in Great Britain lost a great deal of money buying Confederate bonds, so they'll probably find customers.