Rank the Kardashian baby daddys/husbands.

Use whatever criteria you wish. I'm going with "degree change of legacy."
Kris Humphries (Escaped unscathed).
Damon Thomas (Nobody remembers, Kim's first husband, she accused him of abuse).
Travis Scott (Probably made him).
Tristan Thompson (He's actually notable now.)
Scott Disick (Probably helped)
Caitlyn Jenner (Her obit will have a rather obvious comma after the Olympic decathalon championship mention)
Lamar Odom (Lucky to be alive, seriously)
Kanye West (It's not funny anymore)
Robert Kardashian (Remember when being a friend of OJ and having Schwimmer play you on TV was the worst thing that could be said?)

 

Did Kim and Humphries end up in some kind of dispute over the ring?

Can’t believe I am asking this.

@Just the facts ma am is right, I need to sleep

 

I refuse to Google the answer to my question.

 

I saw one episode and one of them was married to/dating a monumentally drunken privileged asshole. Is he on the list? He was probably that way before and the Kardashians were worse off for knowing him.

 

In the history of completely random threads, this goes to the top of the heap.

 

Bumping this. Honestly, I don't know how you rank them. Bigger trainwreck Most random? Who got the most out of the gig? Pete Davidson might top all three categories. I'm trying to figure out which sister has cumulatively dated the better NBA lineup.

It says something that someone diagnosed with borderline personality disorder is a step-up from Kanye.

 

I actively resist answering this question, as all the candidates have indicated a lack of ... well, most everything.

 

This thread is useless without ... well, it's just useless.

 

I won’t. And you can’t make me.