The get Chef through a 3 hour layover thread

Just landed in Dallas a bit ago.
3 hours til Phoenix.
Ask/answer.
First order of importance……the largest beer available.
Go.

 

How much are giant airport beers these days?

 

Not sure yet.
Started tab.
Told barkeep that I wanted the largest blue moon they had……if they had to wheel out the keg, then wheel er out.
They could be $400 a piece and I wouldn’t care right now.

 

Update.
2 large blue moons here was $26 after tip.
Decided to grab a deal of nachos and a large modelo since they moved my gate to the other side of the world. I’m at some place called Cantina, and it was $31
Nachos
Big can of beer.
Sumamabitch.

 

Was it a Huge Ass Beer or a Giant Ass Beer?

Please let New Orleans’ “Huge Ass Beer” lawsuit reach the Supreme Court

 

Post a photo of what's in front of you right now.

 

Can’t
Stupid iPhone
I’m at gate c16
Funniest story of my life.
I go to some bar thing in here. Have 30 minutes to kill.
16 oz Pacifico
I give waitress lady a 10.
She loooks at me
“That’s not enough”
13.75
16 oz beer
Gotta go

 

He enjoyed one for you. He looks like Rodgers' third cousin from Oshkosh.

 

prick.

 

Hope you're on expense account.

OTOH, my monthly SSI check hit today. Had no problem forking over $10 for a beer at the local college baseball game. Why be mostly retired if you can drink on a sunny March afternoon at the ballpark?

 

I know I'm late, but keep your shoes on and don't take your blade out of your bag!