Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of Scranton;
And the Covid that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the vaccine buried.
Now are our façade unbound with victorious masks
Our shot-pox’d arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to rapid negatives,
Our dreadful lockdowns to delightful meetings.

 

Two more winters of death like this should make the electorate look a little more balanced.

 

But whatabout internal ultraviolet light deaths?

 

Just speaking personally, I drank more in 2020 than I did in the previous eight years combined.

 

What a quandry for some on the right. Their biggest enemy has a disease they don't think exists, right?

 

No, it exists. It was made in a lab in China before the CCP unleashed it. It’s true. Tucker Carlson did a whole segment on it.

 

Alcohol contagious?

 

[Holds up shot]

“It’s oooookay. We’re close to ird humidity.”

 

I caught a hard case of beer from the bartender. Put me on my back for two days.