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Wonder if Mitch watches this flaccid penis Biden put in as Attorney General and regrets not letting him on the Supreme Court. He’s been a tremendous asset.

 

It's weird - most prosecutors/AGs can't go a week or two without touting some success or another in front of the TV cameras. Garland's office has been very quiet. You would think even people who joined up after he took over would have leaked some stuff one way or another whether it was "things are proceeding nicely" or "we aren't doing jack shit." But mostly its been crickets.

 

Sure they did. Sure.

Cawthorn claims people in DC have invited him to orgy, done cocaine in front of him

 

Ted Cruz had friends?

Ted Cruz's friends and advisers ditched him over his attempts to help Trump overturn the 2020 election, report says

 

I believe if Merrick Garland ever rouses from his long winter's nap, he'll roll your cripple ass straight into prison, tree puncher.

 

He misunderstood his invitation to the GOP caucus “where we’re going to screw a bunch of people over.”

 

With any luck, we'll be going from "I Don't Remember" to "Here Comes The Flood." Maybe even "Sledgehammer."

 

You have a bunch of young (up to 30ish) single (at least while living in the 202) people cycling in and out of the agencies. Many young single people like orgies and coke.

Even young single people who belong to CPAC.

 

You mean, #TheCoupAlmostAlreadyHappened?

 

I don't think he is joking in the last one.