Ukraine Always Get What You Want

US to trade notorious Russian arms dealer for Brittney Greiner and a prisoner to be name later.

 

We couldn't get them to throw in a protected lottery pick in 2026?
That sounds like a shitty, one-sided hypothetical trade that Ivan from Filyovsky Park would spend eight minutes pitching to an overnight host on the Russian version of WFAN.

 

(approximate translation)

“Vladdy in Crimea, you’re next on the FANgrad!”

“Hi comrade, Dynamo Moscow need new goalie. This Bellyshaken guy is horrible! Everyone goes five-hole on him! Let’s send 3 million Rubles, our third-string goalie and our first-round pick in the KHL draft to Florida Panther for Sergei Bobrovsky!”

“Friend, that is not how trade work.”

(Caller takes a sip of his black Russian.)

“Comrade! Red Army draft all the good players! We need better distribution of talent! SOCILISM!!1!!!”

“Friend, that not how hockey work!”

“Dear Leader would do better in goal! Put him in!”

 

Gonna be hard for Pooty-Poot to man the net if he can't see the puck. People are talking.

 

Gives new meaning to "shots on goal."

 

Biden Reverses Course in NY Times Op-Ed, Will Deliver Rockets to Ukraine

 

Maybe there’s some international bonus money being thrown around?

 

It's Not Nothing / New Rockets Tour '22

Russia-Ukraine War

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/ukraine-russia/

Russia-Ukraine war: Moscow says US decision to supply Ukraine with rocket systems ‘increases risk’ of confrontation – live

 

Ukraine Interactive map - Ukraine Latest news on live map - liveuamap.com

 

Ok. Let's do it

 

Zelenskyy shuts down Newsmax interviewer who tried to get him to say there would be no war if Trump were president

 

RU not exactly sending the best and brightest.
Russians give away their positions by failed attempt to offend Ukrainians