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I hope she’s got an acerbic and sarcastic writing style with the intellect to push the buttons of sister Amy and Uncle Clarence and Don Alito and Beer Buzz. But she’s another resume builder. Great credentials. Her credentials are her accomplishments.

 

I've had people ask me what I'm doing for the Fourth. Not a god damn thing. This country isn't worth celebrating right now.

 

The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy.

 

We’re going to make BBQ on the Fourth because soon we might not need to fire up the grill to cook outside.

 

It’s not global warming. It’s just democracy glowing brightly…and drying up Lake Mead.

 

But enough about Ted Cruz since he grew the beard out.

 

So handcuff all the regulatory agencies?

 

There's a woman on OnlyFans that takes are of that. Or so I've been told.

 

And you'd have people complaining because it preempted "Jeopardy"

 

Don't regulate guns.
Don't regulate greenhouse gases.
Don't regulate who can pray when.

Regulate THE FUCK out of abortion though. Regulate who and how and where. Regulate that shit out of existence.

 

So she actually accepted the job? Must not have read the Glassdoor reviews.