Random Thoughts the Third

Yahoo also thought I should know all about "Southern Charm" star Madison Lecroy. I had never heard of heard of her (or the show), but am now very grateful.

 

Beware the snakes!

‘Southern Charm’ star Austen Kroll calls ex Madison LeCroy ‘f–king Medusa’

 

Does anyone know what this means?

A catfish and a
Crawdad on a dark
lonely path.
Making their way
from the Mississippi to
the Mettowee ...​

 

Just met a woman who lives 15 minutes from Tahoe. My life is complete.

 

If you don’t tell Highlights magazine to stop sending your child Highlights, will you keep receiving it until they are 38?

 

Yes

 

Looks like I’ll have enough recipes for cut fruit shaped like zoo animals to last me into retirement.

There’s no way my in-laws will remember to call and cancel that recurring charge on their credit card from that birthday gift when he was a baby when my son is too old for Highlights.

 

To be fair … I clap back at people that tell me I’m too old to wear a bikini as well.
Comments like:
‘You’re too hairy…and fat’ don’t hurt my feelings.
Neither does: ‘Ewwww! Tuck your balls in!’

 

Let me guess. She was a 6.

 

Almost done with the cross country drive.

Was stopped on the interstate and had the car sniffed by a dog then searched under the guise of "faint smell".

Bullshit stop and bigger bullshit faint smell. They found nothing.

Wasn't even ticketed for what they claim I was doing.

 

I am craving saffron. It's also ten after midnight here, so even though I have a jar of saffron threads, I cannot be arsed to make a saffron something at this hour.