NFL Week 1 thread

TB12 will be fine. He’ll just find a younger version of Gisele. She’s aging out.

 

He gonna find one worth the GNP of Peru?

 

His alimony will be minimal because of what she makes. His relaunch will be smooth.

 

He’s the Wooderson of the NFL. He keeps getting older, his receivers stay the same age.

 

He could be on the receiving end!

 

Olivia Culpo seems perfect for Brady.

 

For all we know, this could’ve been going on for a while. He could’ve led her to believe he was retiring after he left New England and this was just the straw that broke the camels back.

 

You really want me to post a picture of A.J. Foyt in the Copenhagen car at the first Brickyard?

Cause, I will do it.

I was there and saw the qualifying run my old melon tells me. Crowd was into it.

 

I KNOW that Gisele wanted and indeed thought that Brady was gonna retire after the 28-3 Super Bowl. I mean, that "I'm retiring, no, I'm not" feint would be a marriage wrecker in a lot lower profile professions or people than pro football and those two.

 

I remember when Collinsworth was the fresh new voice. He hasn’t aged well to my ear.

It doesn’t help that Jac is on my TV on a regular basis. Poison fruit of the poison tree, or something like that.

 

Collinsworth. Just. Doesn't. Stop. Talking. ... Sheesh. Last night seemed as bad as every. Maybe it was because Al isn't there any longer and he feels he had to fill in even more space. He's prepared and knows the game, but he just can't let it breathe even a little bit.

And Romo, who emerged as the football announcing savant a few years ago, is the same way. Doesn't stop talking.

 

It wasn't all Collinsworth's fault. He told the story and then NBC showed a clip compilation of Kupp that lead to the same story. Is anyone paying attention?