College Football Week 2 Thread: Big Moo Saturday

It's a wonder more players don't go this route. It can't be everyone's idea of a dream to be in pain six days out of seven each week.

 

Who ever gives Notre Dame a single vote for rankings this week should be involuntarily committed to a psych hospital.

 

Just enough sorority girls got raped last night across the SEC to uphold southern culture.

 

I don't know; should Georgia Southern be offended?

 

Damn. I was hoping he would actually dress up as the Husker.

 

Didn’t want to wait 21 days to save $7.5 million. Yeesh.

 

Has to be donor promising to make up for it, right? Makes no sense to ever fire a college coach mid-season.

 

The programming director of every sports radio station in Nebraska just punched a hobo. Nobody has a full-timer working on Sunday afternoon. And by Monday morning, it'll be already stale.

 

Any coincidences here? Last year on this weekend, Stanford beat USC and the Trojans fired Coach Clay Helton. Yesterday, USC beat Stanford .... Clay Helton coached Georgia Southern to a victory over Nebraska .... Cornhuskers fired Coach Scott Frost.

 

Hey, the donor base at Nebraska ain't getting any younger

 

If only the players had worked harder and puked more!

 

Obviously many people with considerable expertise have run numbers and have determined this is the best financial course of action for the university. Right?