President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'm under siege, folks. You are too. You know, like thst movie with Steven Seagull. Gotta lotta seagulls in Palm Beach, believe me.

 

Why is John Prine dead and this jackhole still walking around? I woke up in the stupid timeline again, didn't I? Oh boy... AL!

 

He probably saw how his Lord and Savior has ground one investigation to a virtual halt with claims about complexities in the classification process, and he figured that would work for him, too. It probably will.

 

How is Jones lying? They did beat Sicknick to death.

42-year-olds who are healthy enough to be cops don’t just have strokes out of the blue.

Mondaire Jones Called out During House Meeting After Spouting Debunked Lie About Brian Sicknick’s Death

 

I’m more and more inclined to listen to the theory that the large hadron collider threw us into an alternate timeline.

 

The Trumpers claim the cops who committed suicide don’t count, only Ashli Babbitt does
They don’t even count Roseann Boyland, the Trumper who was trampled to death on the Capitol grounds

 

If I were an editor and one of my reporters challenged Sicknick’s partner or mother about his cause of death and if it were related to Jan 6, I would fire them.

 

Ron DeSantis has declared the State of Florida under an emergency. I guess that means the free flights to Martha's Vineyard are reserved for the rich and powerful again.

 

So masculine to fear rhetoric

Ted Cruz said Republicans don't criticize Trump because if they do, 'he turns around and punches them in the face' for it.

 

Are we rooting for him to handling things appropriately, or not?

 

Sure. One of the elements of handling it appropriately is requesting fedruhl assistance. Think he can do that? Or does that run the risk of helping Biden look good?

 

"Thank you for calling President Biden's Federal Emergency hotline. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 9-1-1. Otherwise, stay on the line for the next available Commander in Chief.

"If you need basic services, please press 1. If you need electricity restored, please press 2. If you are calling for a photo op to use as a political campaign ad, please press 3. If you need paper towels, please call 1-800-ITS-MAGA and some will be thrown in your general direction.

"Because of long wait times, the President will get to you in the order of calls received. You are currently ... the second caller ... behind Puerto Rico."