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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    His followers will get to see his newest business disintegrate in real time.
    (And they still won't believe it.)
    The death of Truth Social will be anyone's fault but his.
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    And just like that the degenerate Christian Right hasn’t heard of Elon Musk
     
  3. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    The changing economy has ruined that great dad joke: It's a seersucker suit. Sears will sell that suit to any sucker.
     
  4. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  5. Tighthead

    Tighthead Well-Known Member

    I’ve seen the Groton crowd do it at summer weddings in Nova Scotia.
     
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  6. Tighthead

    Tighthead Well-Known Member

    I remember the joke with the punchline “you got it backwards. I told you to go to Cox Menswear and get a Seersucker suit”
     
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  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  8. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Reminded of Meryl Streep's Sophie in "Sophie's Choice" ...
     
  9. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Aren’t you assuming that — at the very least — a majority of his score-reporting is close to legitimate? If his reporting of golf scores resembles his truth-telling rate as president, what would his actual handicap be?
     
  10. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

  11. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    When's the next GQP gas station practice?
     
  12. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I think the 2.8 had to do with his best handicap ever, which would have been years ago ... I doubt seriously he's that low anymore (see above re: Father Time, etc.). So I don't know.

    But your handicap is based only on a portion of your most recent (posted) scores. (In looking at my card, it's the 8 best of the most recent 20, though I think it's changed in recent years.) So if years ago, if he was cherry-picking for dick-measuring purposes, I think a 2.8 isn't all that outlandish. People who know his game (and I've seen his full swing a few times) are pretty consistent in saying he has (or had) better-than-decent game.

    I will say this, though ... I'll do a $5 Nassau, with automatic one-down presses, if he wants to see how "his" 2.8 stacks up against my 9.1. He can pick the course and the tees ... but I wanna see his money first.
     
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