Will Smith and Chris Rock

This is why we can't have nice things

 

Is there anyone that knows how to read that will Care Jada Pinkett Smith is ready to bare it all and it's not happening at the red table.

The actress is set to release her new 'No Holds Barred' memoir in 2023.

"No Holds Barred will uncover Pinkett Smith’s “difficult but riveting” journey through her troubled Baltimore upbringing, close friendship with Tupac Shakur before his death in 1996 and the actress’ unconventional marriage to Oscar winner Will Smith."

 

It'll be filed as fiction because Tupac's not dead.

 

*who knows how to read (awkward)
*who will care …

 

Given the lack of suspense given the roll "Everything..." has been on during awards season, the only way they could get people to watch is to do a

"Which celebrity will get slapped THIS year?" And now, VIEWERS GET TO CHOOSE! Call Now!"

Not that the Academy would do anything to get people to actually watch.

 

Also, I don't think they'd let Jake Paul anywhere near the ceremonies, so there goes much of the appeal.

 

Is there such a term as toxic femininity? Because I'd say JP Smith has it. What she did to her husband is beyond. Chris Rock rightfully fileted them both in that standup special. Will Smith for years was a really likable dude. Why he got ensnared with that chick is beyond me. She freaking ruined him.

 

She may have ruined him, but I still think he's a clown for taking a sucker punch/slap to Rock, that's so weak IMHO.

 

Was she a Scientologist first, or was he?

 

Will Smith has seemed so incredibly programmed for years. He’s more personable/less weird than Cruise in interviews, but I never get the idea that I’m listening to a real person.

 

And Will Smith just won a big award lol and Chris Rock still has an imprint on his face.

I heard the soundbite to Rock's big gotcha punchline and it landed with all power of a dud.

 

Don't invite Songbird and Chris Rock to the same cocktail party!