The American Bathroom

A thread for all things bathroom be it home, hotel, friends, school, at Joe's Diner, etc etc.

Only bathrooms you've been in.

Recent bathroom I used:

 

Those bidets you can install on your toilets are a tremendous invention.

 

I miss Versatile more than maybe any other ex-poster.

Urinals

Also I think this thread unfairly leaves out our international friends.

 

How soon before this devolves into TMI?

 

It was this site that gave me the name of the home bowl and all it’s glory.

I miss my student teaching school because the bathroom was right next to the room. It was the nicest industrial work bathrooms. Now I have three minutes to go. If the side door to the office is locked, I’m screwed. I miss that other set up.

 

Home bowl is a phenomenon I'm not familiar with. I am a fierce road performer.

 

Another all-time classic, complete with Batman’s assessment of dive bar bathrooms being “like taking on the ‘86 Celtics at the Garden.”

Home bowl syndrome

 

An old coworker of mine used to brag about only doing No. 2 at the office. He said he considered himself a professional shitter. I didn’t ask about his days off.

 

My home and away splits rival Todd Helton.

 

They make urinals for toddlers now. I refuse to let my 3-year old son get the luxury of a urinal while I slum it in a regular toilet.

 

I don't think No. 1 is the essence of Home Bowl.

 

That's about as good as it gets.