Random Thoughts the Third

Oof. Just bought Daisy. Isn't sour cream, just, sour?

 

We had a local dairy/ convenience store chain growing up that made incredible sour cream and chip dip that went defunct after being bought by Circle K. It’s been all downhill from there. Daisy simply isn’t sour enough. I need some funk to it.

 

No one has ever looked more ridiculously self-serious during a song that calls for you to not be self-serious than Lindsey Buckingham at the beginning of the “Holiday Road” music video.

 

I just saw an ad for $1,100.00 Nikes. Holy shit. It makes the $150 Carhartt jacket I'm thinking about buying look a little different.

 

Those sound like consignment prices. There are plenty of Jordans going for way more than that.

 

They are Air Max but Sean Wotherspoon is the name on the sneaker. The price is dropping fast, anyways.

 

Was the chain Watson's in the Cleveland area.

 

When you drink freshly ground drip coffee at 2:30 in the afternoon ...

... and the first piss you take at 8 o'clock smells as good as the coffee when you drank it.

 

There are two good things about winter: No mowing and canned drinks staying cold without needing refrigeration.

This ends the list of good things about winter.

 

My alcohol consumption plummets in the winter, I don't sit outside on the patio and have 2-3 beers every night. I guess that's a good thing.

 

1978: Willie Nelson releases "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys".

1996: (18 years later) Paula Cole releases "Where have all the Cowboys gone?".

 

I will do the laundry
If you pay all the bills ...

Hard pass. Bye, Felicia.