President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

3 minutes today goes a long way '24 tomorrow.

 

Lake’s going to get her tit caught in a big fat wringer.

 

This is a family newspaper.

 

So that's why @Starman and @heyabbott are allowed to post here with impunity.

 

My favorite scene in "All the President's Men" was when Nixon called Woodward and in a whispery, out-of-breath voice tells him "You know, Bob, I always wanted to do the break-in. JFK did break-ins. So I told my people to do the break-in. Why not? Nobody would be there. So nobody got hurt. Not like the radical, far-left McGovernites. They're very violent people, Bob, you know this. You know this. So, on to this Deep Throat business. That reminds me of someone I met when Pat was pregnant with Tricia....and I was feeling lonely....oh, sorry that's Henry on the other line. I gotta go."

 

California has banned the sale of gas vehicles as of 2035. I'll probably be two more cars in by then. The idea that gas cars will be banned anytime soon is absurd.

 

Not quite ... the sale of new gas vehicles will be banned.

 

That's what I meant to type. Thank you for correcting me, dr. quant.

 

We didn’t stipulate it was a well-adjusted family.

 

This is awesome!
Didn't run in the Post. Woodstein saved it for the book.

 

They would fit in better with the cowardly, despicable company you keep.

 

Herschel was apparently in town yesterday. Yes, we're on a first-name basis.

I would have yelled "how's the wife and kids?" had I cared to attend. (And I don't have anybody's phone number handy in case I needed bail.)