Urban Legends: From The Vanishing Hitchhiker to Wendy's Wormburgers and Beyond...

“Well, doctor, it's not gonna suck itself!”

 

Kangaroo meat in Jack in the Box burgers.

 

Some third rate soda (I think Faygo) was being sold in cities to make Black men impotent.

Some Pink Floyd album syncs up to Wizard of Oz.

 

Dark Side of The Moon and I want to try it one day. Don’t care if I’m disappointed.

 

How stoned do you plan to be?

 

Good question. I’m open to recommendations.

 

I would suggest a steady diet of edibles. In my experience, they are lot more even and more predictable.

 

Also, the places in my state seem to have only hybrid stuff. The weed nerds can talk about the difference in strains.

 

Knights In Satan’s Service.

 

I have some friends who are in the know with all that California has to offer.

 

Remember when future Carlton Banks and AFV host Alfonso Ribiero starred in that Pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson? Not too long after, a rumor started that he died from a broken neck while he was breakdancing.

 

There was the rumor Marilyn Manson was the kid from some sitcom.