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Urban Legends: From The Vanishing Hitchhiker to Wendy's Wormburgers and Beyond...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by OscarMadison, Nov 3, 2022.

  1. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    Dang snakes fall out of the trees into your boat.
    I always laugh at the guys who carry guns for just such a thing.
    "Uhhh, so if the snake falls into the bottom of your boat, you're going to shoot it. In the bottom... of your boat. You didn't do real well in school, did you?"
     
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  2. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Seven pages of urban legends and no one has mentioned Al Gore inventing the Internet?
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    They're not shooting the snakes with .44 Magnum hollow points. There is low-energy ammo you can use, specifically made for that sort of use, that'll take care of the snake without sinking the boat.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_shot
     
  4. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    Herschel Walker would.

    Hey, prove me wrong!
     
  5. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    A brand new tricked out Nitro costs $73K. Ranger's top of the line for '23 is $105K. I wouldn't want to shoot anything anywhere near them.
    Oh, and getting shot with rat shot burns like hell!
     
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  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Pro wrestling one from 1992: The Ultimate Warrior had died and the Ultimate Warrior who closed out WrestleMania 8 was a fake because he was noticeably smaller (cough, cough, off steroids) than the original one.
     
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  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Now that's a Renegade idea if I've ever heard one.
     
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  8. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Speaking of WWF and death rumors. Was there one about Yokozuna liking someone in the ring?
     
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Yoko liking someone would have been quite a sight.

    As far as killing, I’m not sure. The Great Khali, who also eventually became a WWE wrestler, saw his opponent die from a botched move during a match; but it was apparently the other guy’s fault.
     
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  10. nietsroob17

    nietsroob17 Well-Known Member

    And that he's the nerdy friend from Wonder Years. (In reality, Manson is about 7 years older than Josh Saviano.)
     
  11. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    Eddie Haskell being a cop was not an urban legend. He was a cop. The urban legend was that Eddie Haskell was John Holmes.
     
  12. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    I saw one of those crime shows teased this fact about whatever crime it was covering. I didn't stick around to watch
     
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