Elon Musk takes over Twitter

A view of the current scene at Twitter’s offices.

 

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's alright, that's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

 

Good one. And you got the meter right on every line. Big congrats on that.

A song parody sucks if it doesn't match the meter. If you're gonna do it, ya gotta do it right!

 

Those are the actual lyrics, no?

 

Si’

 

Hah, woe is me, I'm off to bathe in the Lake of Disco Fail.

 

Well, they did match the meter correctly...

 

Drunk Chick from Winnipeg, or somewhere like Winnipeg, dances much better.

One day in Winnipeg ...

 

I started going to a disco in 9th grade; you can make fun of it but it was a great way to do stuff with girls, it was better than drinking beer and cruising. Seriously. Dancing has always been a great way to meet women IMHO.

 

Trump’s getting his account back. That was always going to happen.

 

@qtlaw And if you have any rhythm at all, you’re a unicorn.

 

Thanks to a Twitter poll. When Trump was losing, Musk blamed leftist bots.