NFL Week 12 -- Return of Turducken

Not going to lie, I switched my defense after reading this thread

 

In my defense, it was just a dollar!

 

... and now you're passing the buck ...

 

I thought watching the Panthers try to move the ball would be bad. Then I thought that watching them play Denver, which hasn't figured out much offensively and are solid defensively, would make this game unwatchable.

Those aren't the biggest issues.

The most offensive thing is Fox Sports putting Chris Myers on the play-by-play. Already made one bad goof with a simple graphic.

So now, we have two offensively-challenged teams and a fact-challenged play-by-play guy. Hang on, folks ... gonna be bumpy.

 

I’m watching in a bar with no volume…did someone vandalize the Browns stadium or what?

 

Browns will host Buccaneers with tire tracks, Brownie the Elf in camouflage on field

 

That truck story is right out of "Friday Night Lights." How many layers of security were breached?

 

If the Browns only played the first drive of the game, they’re the ’72 Dolphins.

 

Well, Baker Mayfield no longer lives there.

 

There is also a skunk loose in the stadium in Cleveland. For once it won’t just be the Browns stinking up the joint. #TryTheVeal

 

If Chris Meyers is doing your game, Fox considers your game the worst in their inventory.

 

The matchup is pretty much a stink bomb. Remarkably, the Panthers are up 20-3.

Nathaniel Hackett and his staff have messed up this offense so badly that Russell Wilson can't save it. Not sure John Elway, Craig Morton or Marlin Briscoe could do anything with it, either.