2022-23 college football coaching carousel

Dennis Dodd* checks in with the Gargle Job of the Year ...

Deion Sanders' unique command of spotlight exactly what moribund Colorado needs as turnaround effort begins


* DISCLAIMER: I ALMOST NEVER READ CBS COLUMNISTS. ESPECIALLY DODD. AND HERE IS WHY.

 

Before you go ripping Deion, what exactly do you think every other coach has said before leaving? I’m just here until the next opportunity turns up so I’m just keeping it real?”

Did he change his message? Maybe, but let’s not act like he’s the only one, black, Asian or white coach.

He took an opportunity, so has basically 98% of every other human in the history of mankind. Please spare me the morality lesson.

 

This means Brohm has to come back home, correct?

 

Not unless Three Stripes and Louisville come up with something better than the $5 million-plus per year he's making in West Lafayette.

 

Is he now the trophy for the Keg of Nails reunion at Fenway? Also, I don’t think Louisville fans are all that sorry to see him go.

 

It's baffling. He has no traction in Louisville, and other than Malik Cunningham, has shown the college football world basically nothing since leaving Boone.

 

Sounds like a step down… Cincinnati gets another coach pulling a Tuberville. Does Satterfield get elected to the US Senate in 2030?

 

Given the size of the new television deal I don't think we will see a coach from the Big 10 voluntarily move to any conference other than the SEC for the next 15 years or so. If the Big 10 wants the coach they can come up with more money.

The way I look at college football now is:

Major Leagues SEC and Big 10
Triple AAA: ACC, Pac 12 and Big 12
Double AA: AAC and Mountain West
Single A: MAC, WAC, C-USA and Sunbelt

With the new transfer portal rules and the introduction of NIL money I think you will see players and coaches move between conferences in the same way they are promoted and demoted in professional baseball.

 

This move is brought to you by the colors black and red, and the letters "W-K-R-P."

So what is spicier ... the fact that Cincinnati and Louisville are slated to face off in the upcoming Fenway Bowl, or that more spice was added to a bowl game sponsored by Wasabi?

 

Why? Louisville not know how to kick field goals?

 

Didn’t he get several major recruits in the Class of 2023? I’m guessing there are a lot of free agents in that group today.