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Brooks confirms "MAGA Mo" was a major fraud

 

Gee, that's tough Charlie.

 

Brooks’ last day in office will be January 3, when Britt is sworn in as Alabama’s junior U.S. Senator. He will leave Congress with the singular accomplishment of renaming a post office.

 

I guess people wear body armor for the bell of it?

 

I complain about us not having a Wawa or Sheetz. I’d have a Viagra-like erection if we got anything approaching a Buc-ee’s.

 

For your lies only, can see me through the right
For your lies only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me, so much in me that's untrue
I never felt until I looked at Q

For your lies only, only for coup
You see what no one else can see, rioters should be free
For your lies only, only for coup
The hypocrisies that collide in me, the wild, racist side of me
Only for coup, for your lies only

 

I’m surprised Herschel didn’t claim to be on those Super Bowl winning teams.

 

Remember when he was a player and claimed that he didn't lift weights (even though he was quite ripped) but instead did 1,000 push-ups and 1,000 sit-ups every day. And, IIRC, writers reported that as fact.

 

A young Hermes believed this and wondered why doing a bunch of pushups during commercials of Cleveland Indians games did not yield similar results.

 

The badges wielded by the cast didn't look as straight-out-of-a-cereal-box as the one Herschel unveiled during the debate.

 

FWIW, I've been to the one in Katy about a half dozen times now, and it's NEVER been quiet. I haven't checked out the scene at 2 a.m., admittedly, but between 10 a.m. and 8 p.m., just absolutely jammed.

 

In Tennessee I went to one that wasn’t too bad at 8 a.m.

On the way back home at 5 p.m.? Jesus. You’d have thought they were handing out money.